SUCK MY BALLS LUH .
FRIGGIN' HEADACHE.
DON'T BOTHER ME
UNLESS GOD CALLS .
SURE,
LOTS OF PEOPLE
BELIEVE IN GOD.
LOTS OF PEOPLE USED
TO BELIEVE THE
WORLD WAS FLAT TOO.
WHEN I WAS LITTLE,
I ASKED MOM ,
'WHAT'S GOD?'
AND SHE TOLD ME ,
'GOD IS KINDA LIKE
THE BIGGEST ANGEL OF ALL.
LIVING IN A PLACE
CALLED HEAVEN.
HIS JOB IS TO WATCH
OVER US,
TO MAKE SURE WE'RE
ALL DOING OKAY.'
SO I SAID,
'KIND OF LIKE A
BABYSITTER?'
MOM REPLIED .
'YES, SOMETHING
LIKE THAT.'
I WAS SATISFIED WITH
THAT ANSWER.
LATER ON,
I THOUGHT TO MYSELF :
BUT MOM SAID GOD'S A HE.
ALL MY BABYSITTERS
WERE GIRLS .
I DON'T KNOW IF
I BELIEVE IN GOD.
HOW COULD THERE
BE A GOD,
WHEN INNOCENT CHILDREN
GET RAPED,
AND MAIMED,
AND KILLED.
MAKE ME BELIEVE,
ANYONE?
SOMEONE SAW JESUS'
FACE ON HIS PIZZA
AT DINNER LAST NIGHT.
NOW I'VE JUST GOT TO FIND HIM.